MEN ARE HARD TO PLEASE!!!

The problem with guys:

If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;

If you Don't, he says you are PROUD.

If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;

If you don't, he says you are from KAMPUNG.

If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;

If you keep quite, he says you have NO BRAINS.

If you are SMARTER then him, then he will LOSE FACE;

If he is smarter then you, he is GREAT.

If you dont love him, he'll try to POSSESS you;

If you love him, he'll try to LEAVE you.

If you dont make love with him, he says you dont love him;

If you do, he says you are CHEAP.

If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;

If you dont, he says you dont TRUST him.

If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS you, its because he CARES bout you.

If you BREAK you promise, you cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAK his, he is FORCED to do so.

If you SMOKE, you are a BAD girl;

If he smokes, he is a GENTLEMAN.

If you do well in your EXAMS, he says its LUCK;

If he does well, its BRAINS.

If you HURT him, you are CRUEL;

If he hurts you, are too SENSITIVE.

If you show this to guys, they will swear that its not true......

but if you dont, they say you are selfish...

so hmmm....
what do you GIRLS think? XD